For those who know me, I draw penis' on things, lots of things. It is a bit like my signature. I once drew one on Shaggy's legal document, which got me into lots of trouble.

Anyway, the point of this post is to try and explain why. If there is a why.

One day in first year my good friend Seren (the crazy Indian) and I were bored whitless. In the front of the class the lecturer Dr. Remsing was happily drawing a graph which looked exactly like a penis. I pointed this out to Seren by drawing the graph and tracing the outline of the penis. He said it looks nothing like a penis and drew his version of what a side on cartoon penis should look like. Anyway after that class the penis was born.

Now I noticed that when I described this story to people and the resulting excellent, easy-to-draw, very simple penis that resulted they always had a wierd reaction, which I loved. This resulted in me drawing the penis all over the place, a habit which is slowly leaving me.

So it is all rather unexciting really, the penis is elegant and the reactions are funny. That's why.

UPDATE 11th June 6:35
For those of you who are sceptical about the graph that looked like a penis. A friend of mine pointed me to this beauty.