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The lone ha><or vs the stupid #freebsd overlords, an IRC drama.
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13:21 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] hi there
13:21 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] plz answer
13:21 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ??????????/
13:25 [ZANet] [msg(^)] hi
13:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] CAN U JUST OP ME QUICKLY
13:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ?
13:26 [ZANet] [msg(^)] where?
13:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] plz in #freebsd
13:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just 1 min
13:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i wanna see something
13:27 [ZANet] [msg(^)] what?
13:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] type this: /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] like that
13:27 [ZANet] [msg(^)] I am quite aware of how to op someone.
13:27 [ZANet] [msg(^)] My question toyou was why?
13:28 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i wanna see the setting on my
irc
13:28 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just fast
13:28 [ZANet] [msg(^)] So why not create your own # and you will be op in there.
13:28 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] no
13:28 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] there has to be atleast 3 ppl
:(
13:29 [ZANet] [msg(^)] so join IRC with 3 different nics?
13:29 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] no
13:29 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] has to be external
13:29 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] PLZ MAN singe
13:29 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] plz
13:29 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just like 1 sec
13:29 [ZANet] [msg(^)] If you give me a good enough reason instead of skirting around the
issue ...
13:29 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] brb
13:30 [ZANet] [msg(^)] wait, are you going to use one of those awesome scripts that takes
over a chan? Please show me how to use those?
13:31 [ZANet] [msg(^)] in return I can op you?
13:35 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ?
13:35 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] what take over room thing?
13:36 [ZANet] [msg(^)] some guy once got an op in the chan and next thing he was the only
op
13:36 [ZANet] [msg(^)] he said it was a script he had, do you know how to use those?
13:36 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] yes...
13:36 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] but u need to op me
13:36 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and then we can keep the
channel for us
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and then only me and you oper
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and then we take the channel
over
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and i give u the script
13:37 [ZANet] [msg(^)] can you dctp me the script?
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i will install it now
13:37 [ZANet] [msg(^)] then I can op you
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] no
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] that thing does it all
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] doest need help
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] lol
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] powerfull
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ill give it afterwords
13:37 [ZANet] [msg(^)] but that's not fair then, how do I know you won't just deop me?
13:37 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] trust
13:38 [ZANet] [msg(^)] but you won't tell me anything how can I trust you
13:38 [ZANet] [msg(^)] tell me where I can get the script and I can op you?
13:38 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] trust
13:38 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] there
13:38 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just trust in me
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] once
13:39 [ZANet] [msg(^)] why do you want op in #freebsd anyway, there are only four of us?
13:39 [ZANet] [msg(^)] just give me a hint, some reason to trust you?
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ?
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] password for allience:
trustz28
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] tere
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] thats all i can give u
13:39 [ZANet] [msg(^)] what is allience?
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just op me
13:39 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] LISTEN
13:40 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just op me ull see
13:40 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i swear
13:40 [ZANet] [msg(^)] oh lets go into #test and you show me there, then we can do it in
#freebsd?

In another channell, #test:

13:41 (Users #test)
13:41 [@^] [ singe]
13:41 ùíù Irssi: #test: Total of 2 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1 normal]
13:41 ùíù Channel #test created Sun Mar 20 13:41:08 2005
13:41 ùíù Irssi: Join to #test was synced in 0 secs
13:41 <^> look
13:41 <^> ok
13:41 ùíù mode/#test [+o singe] by ^
13:41 <^> now i deop u
13:41 ùíù mode/#test [-o singe] by ^
13:41 <singe> I know how to op and deop
13:41 <^> so type: this
13:41 <^> trustz28
13:41 <^> the allience pass
13:41 <^> and wala
13:41 <^> ok
13:41 <^> i know
13:42 <^> type trustz28
13:42 <singe> trustz28
13:42 ùíù mode/#test [+o singe] by ^
13:42 <^> ok
13:42 <^> there
13:42 <singe> it didn't do anything?
13:42 <^> allience with singe approved
13:42 <^> u are now op
13:42 <^> try again
13:42 ùíù mode/#test [-o singe] by ^
13:42 <singe> trustz28
13:42 ùíù mode/#test [+o singe] by ^
13:42 <^> see
13:42 <singe> trustz28
13:42 <singe> trustz28
13:42 <singe> A
13:42 <^> only u can use it
13:42 <^> u already oper
13:42 <^> singe
13:42 <^> trust me on this plz
13:43 <^> i beg
13:43 <^> just once
13:43 <^> trust me i promise
13:43 <singe> ok but why would I want to be an op in #freebsd when I am already one?
13:43 <^> no
13:43 <^> just op me
13:43 <^> trust me i promise
13:43 <^> just do it once in yer life
13:43 <singe> are you very l337?
13:43 <^> ?
13:43 <^> whatever
13:44 <^> just trust me
13:44 <singe> can you train me?
13:44 <^> i have to leave just now
13:44 <^> so then i have to idle
13:44 <^> i will just oper me
13:44 <^> i can change everything
13:44 <singe> then we won't have time to explain our grand plans as new chan overlords to
our minions. You can't leave.
13:44 <^> i wont leave
13:44 <^> just idle
13:44 <^> stay in the room
13:44 <^> but i wont b at my pc
13:44 <^> JUST FUCKING TRUST ME
13:44 <^> PLZ
13:45 <singe> ok tell me what you are going to do first, last question.


Meanwhile, in #freebsd

13:18 ùíù ^ [fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za] has joined #freebsd
13:18 <^> hello ^
13:19 <narcos> hi
13:20 <^> can u op me plz
13:20 <narcos> No.
13:44 <narcos> You're odd.
13:44 <narcos> K tell me how to op you and I will.
13:45 <^> type: /mode #freebsd +o ^%
13:45 <^> type: /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:45 <^> like that
13:46 <^> ?

Then back to our #test:

13:45 <^> just forget it
13:46 ùíù ^ [fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za] has left #test ()

Then back to privmsg:

13:46 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u dont want to op
13:46 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] its fine
13:47 [ZANet] [msg(^)] don't be sad, I don't know if I can trust you, you are too
secretive, like a spy
13:47 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ok
13:47 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] then ill illiminate u
13:48 [ZANet] [msg(^)] elliminate or illuminate?
13:48 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] whatever
13:48 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ull see
13:48 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u are off the allience list
13:49 [ZANet] [msg(^)] but I don't know what the allience is, I don't even know how to
pronounce that?
13:49 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] JUST OP ME
13:49 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i wont let u down
13:49 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] :)
13:51 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ?
13:51 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] oper me now...
13:51 [ZANet] [msg(^)] I feel like you are lying to me.
13:51 [ZANet] [msg(^)] yes I will, oooh this is fun
This last line was supposed to go to #rucus when I was laughing at him. Whoops.
13:51 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i wont let u down
13:51 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i swear
13:52 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just do it and we see
13:52 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] this room can easily recover


Back to #freebsd where narcos has some fun:

13:47 <narcos> type: /mode #freebsd +o ^%
13:47 <narcos> Nothing happened?
13:47 <^> no
13:47 <^> type: /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:47 <narcos> : /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:48 <^> no
13:48 <^> ./mode #freebsd +o ^
13:48 <^> without the .
13:48 <narcos> /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:49 <^> without spaces
13:49 <narcos> /mode#freebsd+o^
13:49 <^> dont try to be funny
13:49 <^> right click my name
13:50 <^> and select control
13:50 <^> and select op
13:50 <narcos> I use irssi on Unix, I don't use a mouse.
13:50 <^> u dont
13:50 <^> do it like this: EXACTLY
13:50 <singe> I can't get my mouse to work on my solaris box.
13:50 <^> type this exactly: /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:51 <narcos> What do you mean "u dont" . I do use irssi.
13:51 <narcos> /mode #freebsd +o ^
13:51 <^> dont use spaces in the beggining
13:52 <narcos> :-/
13:52 <narcos> You're confusing me.

Vhata, wades in.

13:52 ùíù Vhata [vhata@office.adept.co.za] has joined #freebsd
13:52 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+oa Vhata Vhata] by ChanServ
13:52 <Vhata> narcos: op me pls
13:52 <narcos> Maybe Vhata can help? He's smart.
13:52 <Vhata> oh
13:52 <singe> Vhata: who is ChanServ, he always ops us but I don't even know him?
13:52 <Vhata> nafc
13:52 <narcos> I hear he's some hacker dude
13:53 <narcos> ^: Ask Vhata to help you maybe?
13:53 <^> oper me Vhata
13:53 <^> they dont know how
13:54 <singe> \oper
13:54 <singe> why doesn't that work
13:54 <^> oper me
13:55 <narcos> Vhata: oper me too please.
13:55 <^> dont act stupid!
13:55 <^> u are a oper
13:55 <narcos> Neat!
13:55 <^> now oper me
13:55 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+v ^] by narcos
13:56 <narcos> I think I got it

Privmsg:

13:54 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] op me!
13:55 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i will kill u!
13:55 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] thats it
13:56 [ZANet] [msg(^)] wow, thats not nice, I am calling the police, where do you live?
13:57 [ZANet] [msg(^)] you don't mean it do you?
13:57 [ZANet] [msg(^)] I thought we were friends
13:57 [ZANet] [msg(^)] I was even part of the allience [sic]
13:57 [ZANet] [msg(^)] ok I am sorry about the police, I just got scared
13:58 [ZANet] [msg(^)] don't leave me, I don't like being alone
13:59 [ZANet] [msg(^)] everything is going dark
13:59 [ZANet] [msg(^)] so....alone

Aaaah, fin:

13:59 ùíù Signoff ^: #freebsd (Ping timeout)

Then a few minutes later after we had all finished joking about him:

14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this
14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this
14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this
14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this
14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this
14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this
14:19 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u arent going to be part of this

Meanwhile in a privmsg with narcos:

fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za (ZANet)
14:19 -!- Irssi: Starting query in ZANet with ^
14:19 <^> stop acting like a dumass
14:19 <^> and oper me
14:19 <^> u know how
14:19 <^> i checked the logs
14:20 <^> narcos set +o singe
14:22 <narcos> What logs? I didn't oper singe.
14:22 <^> oh yes
14:22 <^> just oper me plz
14:22 <^> ok
14:22 <^> thats all i ask
14:22 <narcos> But why?
14:22 <^> why not...
14:22 <^> i have been there long
14:22 <narcos> No you haven't.
14:23 <narcos> :-(
14:23 <narcos> Why don't you just hang out with us and be our friend?
14:24 <^> becuase u dont want to oper me
14:24 <^> thats not friendship
14:25 <narcos> :-(
14:25 <^> :'(
14:25 <narcos> Maybe if you hang around for a while, we can become good
friends, then we can ask Chanserv to oper you.
14:25 <narcos> You really like this oper thing don't you?
14:26 <^> yess

And he comes back to #freebsd, oh my:

14:19 ùíù ^ [fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za] has joined #freebsd
14:19 <kees> hi ^
14:19 <^> hello
14:19 <kees> a/s/l
14:19 <narcos> Hi!
14:20 <^> narcos...
14:20 <^> ops
14:20 <kees> hi narcos
14:21 <narcos> hi kees
14:21 <kees> where are u from
14:21 <narcos> South Africa
14:21 <kees> where about
14:21 <^> narcos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
14:21 <^> narcos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
14:21 <^> narcos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
14:21 <^> narcos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
14:21 <^> narcos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
14:21 <^> narcos!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
14:21 <^> dammit
14:21 <^> did u read my msg?
14:21 ùíù ^ was kicked from #freebsd by singe (flood)
14:21 <narcos> Hmm?

Some private time:

14:21 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] you fucking hore
14:22 [ZANet] [msg(^)] sorry my script does that automatically when people flood

P.S. That's not true.

14:22 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] oh really
14:22 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and does your script oper me?
14:23 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)]
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
14:23 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] will u oper me now?
14:23 [ZANet] [msg(^)] no, you called me a misspelt whore and said you were going to kill
me. That made me sad. Will you apologise?
14:23 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] or what are u doing?
14:23 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] yes
14:23 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i was mad becuase u didnt
want to op me
14:23 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and that u dont trust me
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] so u can apologise
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] aswell
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] u just sometimes have to
trust people
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] in this situation i wont let
u down
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] once again
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ??
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ok?
14:24 [ZANet] [msg(^)] ok send me a picture of you and I will trust you, that way you
don't have to tell me your secret
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i cant
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] its ISA
14:24 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] it blocks me
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] my firewall
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just trust me
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i already added u to alliences
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just just just trust me
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] :?
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] :::::::::::::::: TRUST
:::::::::::::::::::
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] OK!
14:25 [ZANet] [msg(^)] ok what is the new password?
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] just trust me on this
14:25 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] the password is: trustz28
14:26 [ZANet] [msg(^)] but you have given me nothing to trust, you won't tell me what you
want to do, give me your script or teach me anything
14:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] there now oper me
14:26 [ZANet] [msg(^)] and I know you just op me manually when I type that password
14:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] no
14:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] no
14:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i dont
14:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] ok
14:26 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] i will chat and shit
14:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] and u type that
14:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] try it
14:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] BYE
14:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] bRB
14:27 [ZANet] [^(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za)] BBL

This is obviously his idea of chatting.

14:27 [ZANet] [msg(^)] trustz28

I decide to end it, this is getting boring:

14:28 [ZANet] [msg(^)] ok this is getting boring
14:28 [ZANet] [msg(^)] We have been playing you for a fool the entire time.
14:28 [ZANet] [msg(^)] you won't get ops
14:28 [ZANet] [msg(^)] and I was bored so I played along
14:30 [ZANet] [msg(^)] next time pick your targets more carefully, a channell called
#freebsd is likely to have computer savvy people in it

Then a little later (wowo this is my favourite bit):
P.S. optika is a server admin

14:41 ùíù ^ [fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za] has joined #freebsd
14:41 <^> oh rally
14:41 <singe> oh no
14:41 <^> oh really
14:41 <singe> yes, really?
14:41 <^> taking me for the fool
14:42 <^> ah huh
14:42 <^> well...
14:42 <^> this room will be mine....
14:42 <singe> come now it is over, we all had a bit of fun, lets be friends?
14:42 <^> i didnt want to take the room
14:42 <singe> ^: we aren't particularly attatched to it, you can have it
14:42 <^> i just wanted to op
14:42 <^> this room will be mine
14:42 <singe> <croon>With a fine wine...</croon>
14:42 <^> i will take it over
14:42 <^> just u wait
14:43 ùíù ^ is now known as ^Gudon^
14:43 <singe> ^: well go ahead. Should we force an netsplit?
14:43 <^Gudon^> revealed
14:43 <singe> oh my!
14:43 <^Gudon^> just when u see this nick as the owner of your room...
14:43 <^Gudon^> beware...
14:43 <singe> It's magic.
14:43 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+o ^Gudon^] by optika
14:43 <^Gudon^> u are on - allience
14:43 <optika> k, go wild.
14:43 <optika> have fun.
14:43 <singe> heh
14:43 <optika> etc.
14:43 <singe> bot: optika++
14:43 <^Gudon^> ?
14:44 <singe> ^Gudon^: he opped you
14:44 <optika> go on, pwn our l4m3 asses.
14:44 <^Gudon^> can i do anything?
14:44 <singe> bwhahahahaha
14:44 <^Gudon^> ?
14:44 <optika> you mean other than be a complete tard?
14:44 <^Gudon^> lol
14:44 <^Gudon^> optika so u are a noob?
14:45 <singe> bwahahhahaah
14:45 <optika> fully. n00b bru.
14:45 <singe> oh, stop it, this is tooo good
14:45 <^Gudon^> ha
14:45 <^Gudon^> ok...
14:45 <optika> only been mIRCing for, like, a week.
14:45 ùíù ^Gudon^ changed the topic of #freebsd to: optika is a mIRC noob
14:45 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+smi] by ^Gudon^
14:45 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+lk 1 optika] by ^Gudon^
14:46 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+S] by ^Gudon^
14:46 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+Q] by ^Gudon^
14:46 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+M] by ^Gudon^
14:46 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+RKVGCN] by ^Gudon^
14:46 <^Gudon^> wow
14:46 <singe> make a word!
14:46 <^Gudon^> hello
14:46 <^Gudon^> there
14:46 <^Gudon^> happy
14:46 <^Gudon^> u guys are actually cool...
14:46 <Vhata> so happy
14:46 <singe> super happy
14:46 * narcos raises an eyebrow
14:47 <singe> ^Gudon^: type /whois optika
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika is russell@zanet.net * Russell
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika is a registered nick
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika on &#freebsd &#zanet #skank @#
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika using rucus.zanet.net rucus' server
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika is a Network Administrator
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika is available for help.
14:47 <^Gudon^> optika End of /WHOIS list.
14:47 <^Gudon^> i know thats shes not really a noob

optika is a man. Well mostly.

14:48 <singe> See how they bold 'Network Administrator'
14:48 <singe> ^Gudon^: is she hot?
14:48 <^Gudon^> i looked at all of your whois'
14:48 <^Gudon^> no
14:48 <optika> er, yes, I noticed.
14:48 <optika> 14:47 [zanet] !rucus.zanet.net *** ^Gudon^
(fdhfdshfds@hide-58C1431.telkomadsl.co.za) did a /whois on you.

In # rucus: 14:49 <optika> singe, narcos: "He didn't actually whois me before"

14:48 <^Gudon^> lol
14:48 <narcos> ^Gudon^: So, is your mission complete?
14:49 <^Gudon^> well...
14:49 <^Gudon^> yes
14:49 <narcos> Oh.
14:49 * narcos was expecting more.
14:49 * singe too
14:49 <^Gudon^> but how about u owner us all!
14:49 <singe> I was expecting crimson hellfire or something with at least a bang.
14:49 <narcos> I'm quite disapponited in you, ^Gudon^
14:49 <^Gudon^> change the pass
14:49 <^Gudon^> and give it to all of us
14:49 <narcos> Yeah, instead we had a soggy firecracker...

The rest is rather boring, he stopped his song and dance.

14:49 <^Gudon^> make this a test room
14:49 <^Gudon^> for just us!
14:49 <narcos> Umm, "us" ? We already owned it?
14:49 <^Gudon^> i know
14:50 <^Gudon^> but this isnt the room anyone will join
14:50 <^Gudon^> so why dont u owner all of us!
14:50 <^Gudon^> and then all of us can play arround
14:50 * narcos isn't quite sure what you're on about.
14:50 <^Gudon^> and make this our lounge...
14:50 <narcos> No, this is where we discuss FreeBSD. See the channel name?
14:50 <singe> ^Gudon^: how old are you?
14:50 <^Gudon^> 15
14:51 <singe> ^Gudon^: why did you threaten to kill me?
14:51 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-RSKVMGCN] by ^Gudon^
14:51 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-Q] by ^Gudon^
14:51 ùíù Spinach was kicked from #freebsd by ^Gudon^ (AHHAHAHA)
14:51 <^Gudon^> LOL
14:51 <narcos> 'leet dude.
14:51 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+RQSKVMGCN] by ^Gudon^
14:51 <^Gudon^> LOL
14:51 <singe> ^Gudon^: please don't kick Spinach
14:51 <^Gudon^> thx
14:51 <Vhata> well done.
14:52 <^Gudon^> spinach
14:52 <^Gudon^> here
14:52 <singe> Vhata: may we have Spinach back.
14:52 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-smntiK] by ^Gudon^
14:52 <narcos> I'm sure if Spinach wasn't inanimate he would be quite torn up about it.
14:52 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-lk optika] by ^Gudon^
14:52 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+nt] by ChanServ
14:52 <^Gudon^> let him join
14:52 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-V] by optika
14:52 -rucus.zanet.net- optika invited Spinach into the channel.
14:52 ùíù Spinach [not@shell.rucus.ru.ac.za] has joined #freebsd
14:52 <singe> Spinach: define dork
14:52 <^Gudon^> Spinach: insult singe
14:52 <^Gudon^> whats that cmd
14:52 <optika> Spinach: <censored> ^Gudon^
14:53 <Vhata> I'm over this
14:53 <optika> Spinach: <censored> ^Gudon^
14:53 ùíù mode/#freebsd [+v Spinach] by singe
14:53 * singe too
14:53 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-RQSMGCN] by Vhata
14:53 <^Gudon^> Spinach: insult
14:53 <Spinach> ^Gudon^: *blink*
14:53 <optika> yes, I was going to, like -m the chan, or something.
14:53 ùíù mode/#freebsd [-o ^Gudon^] by optika
14:53 <^Gudon^> ?
14:53 <^Gudon^> what
14:53 <optika> Spinach: fuck ^Gudon^
14:53 * Spinach lubes up
14:53 <optika> awrigth.
14:53 <narcos> ^Gudon^: I think you are the weakest link.
14:53 <^Gudon^> optika@@@@@@@@@
14:53 <Vhata> the tribe has spoken

Then we got bored.